Shopping

I can't tell if I'm pooping more because I want to poost more or because I'm full of shit. Either way, I guess the second statement is true. Good news is I'm at work so I'm getting paid to poop. The bad news is that my wife is using the miracle of picture messaging to make me help her shop for dresses. Good thing I have an unlimited plan. I wonder if my wife plans on spending my Christmas party with her arm extended and her phone in her hand because she looks great in these dresses that way.