Campari

I need to go buy some Campari. Putting that stuff in your beer ensures that you are going to have a wild ass time. I just don't know what need to drink with it. I've only had it in Red Stripe while I was in Jamaica but it seems like a waste to spend $8 on a six pack and then put bitter liqueur in it. Maybe I should carry it around for when people order me shitty beer. Or I could start buying shitty beer myself to put it in. If you're drinking with me any time soon, you better believe I'm making you put some Campari in your beer.