Is it opening day yet?

How am I going to get opening day tickets this year? I've lucked into them a few years in a row now. I'm used to paying face or less for my tickets but I think that when it comes down to it, I'll pay more to ensure I get to go. I'm not gonna get as drunk as I was last year though. I don't know how it happened, but opening day got away from me last year. I think it was the cold weather mixed with shotgunning beers. There should be a shotgun limit. One per tailgate. I remember 3 opening days ago, Jen was so pregnant we didn't tailgate at all. The parking lot was full when we got there and had to just walk straight in. Sat under the overhang that year and froze because we were in the shade.