Salad

Is it even remotely possible to eat healthy while dining out? I mean, and still enjoy what you are eating. Sure you could have a dry salad and water, but is that worth going out for? I don't think so. I wonder if there are any lunch spots within 5 miles of my office that have a single item that could be considered healthy and "Low calorie". Maybe that ingredient place. I bet even grilled chicken salads at places are still at least 700 calories without dressing. Whatever. I think that if you decide to eat out, you have to give up your healthy eating, or at least any calorie restrictions you may have put on yourself. I hate when the automatic air freshener goes off while I'm in the bathroom. I don't want to smell that shit. Of course, the next dude doesn't want to smell my shit either. I wonder if that thing is on a timer or if there is a high tech poop parts per million (pppm) analyzer that determines when to spray it.

Bathroom Renovations

Gonna start poosting again. Might as well. The bathroom renovations at work seem to have been done on the cheap. Lots of finishing work left undone. The plate surrounding the outlet next to the sink doesn't cover the hole in the wall. The drain in the floor isn't well centered in the tile cut. They wrote measurements on top of the toilet paper holder in marker and it still shows after installation. The touchless paper towel dispenser doesn't dispense enough paper towels. The water temp on the automatic faucets are just slightly on the cold side. Also, despite automatic everything else, you still have to open the door with your hands. Ceiling paint is uneven. I do like the new signs they put up yesterday but they scuffed the door when they took down the old signs so now the door looks Shitty despite the cool new signs.